Quizzes

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1/10

The pet I would want most is:

A dog
A turtle
I'm partial to cats
Animals are only good for eating

2/10

If you had to live the rest of my life as a fruit, you would be a:

Grape (seedless, of course)
Lime/Lemon hybrid
Kiwi
Banana (green)

3/10

Which of these things do you most enjoy doing in your free time?

Playing board games
Eating/Going out to eat
Finding dirty jokes online. Ha!
Taking quizzes

4/10

What beverage do you drink when you go out?

Sparkling Water with a lemon
Dirty martini
Beer
Red Bull and Vodka (and a couple of shots of tequila)

5/10

Your colleague has a black poppy seed stuck in between her two front teeth, you:.

Ignore the seed and convince yourself you never saw it
Pull her aside and tell her (you don't want her embarrassing herself)
Announce it publicly so everyone in the office can hear (what? it's funny!)
Strategically place some food in between your teeth and start a trend

6/10

Your favorite T-shirt...

Fits well and has a perfectly pressed color
Is tight and shredded
Reads "MILF in Training"
Is still in the wash (and has been there for a while)

7/10

If you came across a genie and it granted you one wish, what would you wish for?

Millions of dollars
Health and happiness for all your friends and family
Peace on earth
To look young forever

8/10

How would you describe your past?

Troubled and dark. I don't like to talk about it
It was pretty average
I was...different
I don't remember too much of it

9/10

Whatâ€™s your take on the Tooth Fairy?

It's a conspiracy! Who are you? Is this Santa?
I hate the idea of someone coming into my room without me knowing it
I AM the Tooth Fairy
Did someone say Santa's here? Santa?

10/10

You desperately needed to use the bathroom when you are visiting your client in a giant office compound. You...

Ask around to find the shortest way to the bathroom and ask if you need a key (you wouldn't want to get lost)
Use your intuition and try to look for one near the lobby
Walk around the office to see if you can find it and in the meantime check out the place
Calculate how long it takes to get there and see if you can answer a few emails with your Blackberry on the way there.

you have to complete all 10 questions within 2 minutes