Quizzes

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1/10

There's a clown at your party and he gives you a balloon, you...

Destroy the balloon...before it destroys you!
Ask for another balloon that looks more like a perfect circle
Ask for....5...more...no, wait...10 more
Run around with it, lose it when distracted by a kickball, play dodge ball....what balloon?

2/10

Your colleague has a black poppy seed stuck in between her two front teeth, you:.

Ignore the seed and convince yourself you never saw it
Pull her aside and tell her (you don't want her embarrassing herself)
Announce it publicly so everyone in the office can hear (what? it's funny!)
Strategically place some food in between your teeth and start a trend

3/10

What is your favorite tool for business communications?

Power Point slides with sound effects
Pencil and paper
Body language
White board and permanent markers

4/10

What kind of schedule would you want in your career?

You know, the regular 9 to 5 thing
Complete freedom to be flexible, depending on my job's schedule
What career?
I work until the wee hours of the night. My job is my life

5/10

What is your source of creative inspirations?

Fashion magazines
Porn video
A movie
A mirror

6/10

You desperately needed to use the bathroom when you are visiting your client in a giant office compound. You...

Ask around to find the shortest way to the bathroom and ask if you need a key (you wouldn't want to get lost)
Use your intuition and try to look for one near the lobby
Walk around the office to see if you can find it and in the meantime check out the place
Calculate how long it takes to get there and see if you can answer a few emails with your Blackberry on the way there.

7/10

If you had to live the rest of my life as a fruit, you would be a:

Grape (seedless, of course)
Lime/Lemon hybrid
Kiwi
Banana (green)

8/10

Which of these things do you most enjoy doing in your free time?

Playing board games
Eating/Going out to eat
Finding dirty jokes online. Ha!
Taking quizzes

9/10

Your neighbor's dog is barking through the night and you haven't slept in days. What do you do?

Wait until the morning and kindly ask your neighbors to keep the dog indoors at night
Slip the dog some prescription pills
Start looking for a new place
Is there a hit man available?

10/10

If you came across a genie and it granted you one wish, what would you wish for?

Millions of dollars
Health and happiness for all your friends and family
Peace on earth
To look young forever

you have to complete all 10 questions within 2 minutes